Tuesday, April 5, 2011

I gotsta GO!

I am starting to do some of those tedious wedding tasks. The one I plan on crossing off my list tomorrow? Porta potties for our wedding guests. My goal is to combine the hilarity of image one, with the mass quantity that image two provides, along with the classiness and spaciousness of image three...and then hopefully that will result in some sweet photo ops that image four boasts of (Emily, our dear, fearless photog, are you taking notes? I need a picture like this!). Bottom line: I want my wedding guests' bathroom experience to feel like a party time, and not just a potty time.

I will be sure to update you all on what we settled on. But rest assured that there will be lots of hand sanitizer, perhaps even a mason jar or two of cut flowers to keep things smelling so fresh and so clean, clean...and an unlimited supply of toilet paper. And I will even do my best to keep the fiber content in the food we serve you to a minimum that evening. However, if you feel a number #2 coming...it's OK. Everyone Poops.


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2 comments:

Carla @ Hammers and High Heels said...

HA! Fabulous!

Amanda- Hip House Girl said...

You are too much. My friend got married in a field, and they had port-a-crappers. Didn't bother me none. I guess I had expected the kind of crappers you find at the State Fair, that have already been #2ed in and puked in multiple times by multiple chili-dog-eating patrons, instead of clean, classy wedding ones. The only thing that would have been better was if they were shaped like those lips! Or maybe something like this: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cX3EnfeSon0/TA7_tqcPm-I/AAAAAAAAAJs/Q1EisbABfGc/s1600/Funny_Bathrooms_Forward+to+friends_09.jpg