Sometimes Jesse and I will play the name game for our future children. No. I am not pregnant. We've done this pretty much forever. I am sure we aren't the only couple that does this so I carry no shame with this harmless go around.
A recent name game conversation:
Me: I like the name Jacoby.
Jesse: That sounds ignorant.
Me: Ignorant? What?
Jesse: Yes. Ig ig. (We tend to find the oddest ways to doubreviate things--double abbreviate)
Me: It most certainly is not ignorant. We can call him Coby for short.
Jesse: My child will not be called Kobe. (Of course he has to bring a sport reference to the table. This is my husband after all.)
Me: Well what about Colby? Colby Cooper Jerle. CCJ.
Jesse: I knew a Colby. He was 400 hundred pounds and everyone called him Cheese.
(30 seconds later)
Me: Ohhhhh. I get it. Like as in Colby Cheese.
As for the moving. We are completely moved out of the Inglewood compound. But we continue the unpacking at the new abode. It seems endless. I swear I threw away a whole ton of shiz before leaving. But apparently not enough. Every box I open? Mooooore shiz. Go figure. I did, however, manage to sell or give away all of our furniture but our bed. We didn't really have nice stuff. Lots of hand me downs. We were basically at a furniture status above that of a frat house. So now we have no furniture. Which is only slightly worse than what we had before. I have been perusing Craigslist. Because that's where grown ups go to shop for furniture, right? Exactly. Nobutseriously. We went to some legit furniture stores and everything was so not my scene.
It's time for dinner. A late dinner.
Jesse: Do you want pizza rolls or just pizza?
Me: Probably just pizza since we had pizza rolls last night.
Jesse: We should probably go grocery shopping.
Me: Yeah. Maybe. But I am probsbly not getting off this bed tonight.
Ohhhh and finally. Kristen over at Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (the very first person to ever ask me to guest post) made me this little side by side comparison of Bobo and Doby from Harry Potter. The resemblance is uncanny, no?